The Sgt. Pepper's Album, Only It's Every Member Of The
It wasn't 20 years ago today.
In fact, it was closer to 25 years ago that the new World order formed..... but after listening to the iconic Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album by The Beatles, it gave us one hell of an idea.
What if every person on the album were members of the nWo instead?
In order to create what will no doubt became an artistic masterpiece one day, we set the following ground rules:
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In order to stay loyal to the original album cover, the only four people who received "duplicate" spaces were Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Randy Savage. Granted, Savage wasn't a founding member of the group... but it can be argued that he was the most famous member outside the OG three. The only time this duplication rule is waived elsewhere is for...
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...nWo sting, a/k/a Fake Sting, a/k/a Jeff Farmer. The reason being is that there were tons of Fake Stings during the heyday of the new World order. Also, there weren't enough people to put on the album otherwise. Look for 32 Fake Stings in the photo below!
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We purposely left out people who had never competed for the nWo, e.g. racecar drivers and TV show hosts who were nWo in name only.
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We also left out the WWF version of nWo circa 1992. As much as we love Shawn Michaels, Booker T and Ric Flair, it's easy enough to leave them out of this.
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We probably missed a few names! Even though we consulted Wikipedia and other sources, it's entirely possible a few nWo members were left by the wayside.
That said, here's the frickin' album cover already...
Not too shabby, huh? In case you can't tell who everybody is (and honestly, it's quite hard, with some of the heads being microscopic in size), below is a key for easy reference....
1) The Great Muta
2) Disco Inferno
3) Tylene Buck
4) Pamela Paulshock
5) nWo Sting
6) Curt Hennig
7) Horace Hogan
8) Bret Hart
9) Torrie Wilson
10) The Disciple
11) Louie Spicoli
12) Nick Patrick
13) nWo Sting
14) Jeff Jarrett
15) nWo Sting
16) nWo Sting
17) nWo Sting
18) nWo Sting
19) nWo Sting
20) The Giant
21) Rick Rude
22) nWo Sting
23) Michael Wall Street
24) nWo Sting
25) Masa Chono
26) nWo Sting
27) nWo Sting
28) nWo Sting
29) Big Bubba Rogers
30) Ron Harris
31) Don Harris
32) nWo Sting
33) nWo Sting
34) nWo Sting
34a) nWo Sting
35) David Flair
36) nWo Sting
37) Brian Adams
38) nWo Sting
39) Vincent
40) Konnan
41) Ted DiBiase
42) Syxx
43) nWo Sting
44) Stevie Ray
45) Scott Norton
46) nWo Sting
47) Scott Steiner
48) Lex Luger
49) nWo Sting
50) Dusty Rhodes
51) nWo Sting
52) Buff Bagwell
53) nWo Sting
54) Dennis Rodman
55) nWo Sting
56) 1990s Scott Hall (Razor Ramon)
57) 1990s Hulk Hogan
58) nWo Sting
59) 1990s Randy Savage
60) 1990s Kevin Nash (Diesel)
61) nWo Sting
62) Scott Hall
63) Randy Savage
64) Hollywood Hulk Hogan
65) Kevin Nash
65b) nWo Sting
65c) nWo Sting
66) Midajah
67) Sting (Wolfpac)
68) nWo Sting
69) nWo Sting
70) Miss Elizabeth
71) nWo Sting
72) nWo Sting
73) Eric Bischoff